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Thursday June 07th 2012, 12:02 am

A slow beginning, but with half interesting characters.
Really terrible music score choices, instills a very bad vibe of whats to come, example: the Pink Panther theme used while trying to steal a burrito?
Stereotypical alien invasion (oh well, not surprising).
Awesome destruction effects,Yeeha!
Downright silly dialogue in places that could’ve had brilliance, such a waste.
Surprisingly cool looking humanoid aliens, but not once do we hear their language, so I guess they don’t speak (lost opportunity to show motivations).
Some seriously bad editing choices, sadly making the plot feel disjointed.
Still, loved the awesome destruction scenes, eye candy brain feed.
Nice navy stuff, real vets get some good call outs.
An awful lot of dumb plot holes and bad plot set-ups.
But we entertainingly actually get to see Battleship: The Game represented in the plot surprisingly well, maybe the best part of the whole thing, besides the destruction battle effects of course.

An Unfortunate Film In Ten Sentences
June 6th 2012



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I agree about the Battleship scene. Though the thought of Liam not throwing a table and shouting “You sunk my battleship!”, still saddens me. It’s always awesome to hang out with you though!

Comment by Christina Trigg 06.07.12 @ 12:57 am

Hey there Christina
Bad movie, Good company
😉

Comment by jhw3 06.07.12 @ 8:27 pm



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