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Sunday February 19th 2012, 8:36 pm

She is slothy. I know thats not a real word, but it sounds right. She’s pukey too, again another unreal word that fits. She will puke in the water. I know, disgusting, right? But she does a lot worse. She actually will eat her own vomit. Try to clean it up fast, but sometimes she’s too quick. She pees on herself too, always making a damn mess of things, the messiest I’ve seen. She’s not very bright either. Instead of running away from danger, she’ll head straight for it, getting herself in trouble all the time. She’s really fat as well, chubby chubby, but in a cute way. And she loves to lounge, lounges most of the time actually, can’t get her to do much of anything. She’s completely willful about it. Getting her to play just doesn’t work, she’ll just stare and sit. Clearly she doesn’t have the best traits. But one look at her adorable fat round face staring back at you with blissed-out steel blue eyes full of love, making a squeak with her tiny voice, you can’t help but rub her big ole fluffy white and gray belly, telling her what a cutie pie she is. She’ll roll around into the perfect position, stretch her legs out as far she can and purr. Lounge and purr. She’s a slothy furry princess, and she knows it.

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